Tesia Kolodziejczyk is an enigma amongst names and people alike. Some may know her as a member of the Phi Rho Nation, some may know her as a dancer, others may know her as a dancer abducted in a film made by Alvin Fonseca. I know her as a tiny dancer who holds this valentine candy shaped heart of mine near and dear to her post-Christmas-is-amazing Grinch sized heart. She hails from the same wonderful state as I. Colorado, in all of its splendor produced this woman and the rocky mountains effectively setting free two caged doves with one stone.
Tesia is an extremely smart person and although she carries a soft demeanor and is kind to all animals, she is powered by vengeance. Be careful not to cross her path or you will feel the revenge of the nerd. Get to know her.
GM:What brought you to Augustana?
TK: Gary Miller. ( Gary Miller has that effect on people)
What advice do you have for incoming Freshmen?
Meet Gary Miller.
What are you involved in on campus?
Phi Rho Sorority President; Co-Chair of the Honor Council
What are some hidden talents you have?
I can eat an entire package of Oreos in one sitting.
What is your spirit animal?
Garfield. I’m lazy AF.
What is your greatest fear and why?
Getting in an accident on a bridge, going off the side, and drowning in my car because I can’t get out. Will somebody PLEASE buy me one of those window cracker things?
Do you have a nickname and why?
T-bird. I thank Sally Kenney for that one. Probably because I’m a 1950’s greaser at heart.
Who do you fear is really a robot on campus?
The Viking Pups. They’re too cute to be real.
Would you like to give me a dollar?
See answer to lemonade question below.
Favorite holiday and why?
Thanksgiving. SO much food that my fat pants don’t even fit. And I’m okay with it.
Favorite sports team and why?
Denver Broncos, because Tim Tebow used to play for them and he’s a babe.
Favorite type of Oreos
All oreos. Is this even a question?
Have you studied abroad and if not where?
Not yet, but in a few short months I’ll be living the high life in Rome.
You have an evil cat (they’re all evil) threatening your life. How you allegorically kill it nine times?
I actually do have an evil cat, her name is Savannah and she is black and fluffy and hates me.
I would pick her up in my arms and sing Sheldon Cooper’s “Soft Kitty” nine times over. I’m pretty sure I take a year off her life every time I do this anyways.
IF you were trapped in the wilds of Alaska with one person to survive the winter who would it be and what item would you bring?
If I was trapped, I would bring Gary Miller. He’s a grizzly man, I wouldn’t need anything else.
What’s the toughest class you’ve ever had?
The Art of Listening.
Just Kidding. It was Physical Chemistry
What is your major and minor?
Biochemistry and Pre-Medicine, with a minor in Chemistry.
Will you enjoy a glass of lemonade from me, it is only a nickel and I need to help pay off tuition.
Actually, I’ll give you a dollar.
What is Greek life like?
- The country, not the fraternities and sororities here.
- Explain their economic system to me as if I was a four year old.
I don’t know much about world economics, but from what I hear, it’s a rough place to be right now.
P.S. Gary Miller is my favorite person of all time. I’m going to marry him one day.
Thanks for reading.
Posted on January 12th, 2015 by garymiller11
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